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thisthat-and-liberalstuff:

Things that will help lower abortion rates:

  • Comprehensive sex education in schools.
  • Cheaper/easier access to birth control, condoms, and other preventative methods.
  • Openness and communication between parents and sexually active children.
  • Openness within the…

(Source: raging-liberal-hard-on)


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eye of the tiger - Green Day from Mikayla Dargin's Album

wugs:

thisriotsucks:

Green Day’s lovely cover of Eye of the Tiger

Rising up BA NA NA NAAAA
BA NA NA NA NA NA NAAA NAAAA
Went the distance now I’m BA NA NA NAAA
Gotta fight BA DO DOO DO DO DOOO
It’s the Eye of the Tiger it’s the
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
BA DA DA BOO DOO BOO DOO BA DA BAAAA DAAAAAA
DOO DOO DOOOO
BooDoOoDOooDooDOoodOoo dadAAaaaDA DA
daaa ddaaa ;sldkfls the eye of the
EEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i thought you were exaggerating holy shit


lullabiesandlollipops:


fuckingfunny:
Happy Potter, the boy who laughed

Happy Potter and the Smiling Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Smiles
Happy Potter and the Comedian of Azkaban
Happy Potter and the Goblet of Giggles
Happy Potter and the Order of Puppies
Happy Potter and the Happy Bubbly Prince
Harry Potter and the Lively Hallows.
Join Happy Potter,Hermione Giggler, andRon Wheezing, in a hilarious adventure to make the Dark Lord laugh.
Lord Loldemort is depressed and angry because he isn’t like Happy Potter or Albust Out Laughing Dumbledore. He is joined by a band of equally depressed Laugh Eaters, like Belowtricks LeStrange, and Losinit Malfoy.
Happy must go through many jokes and playful riddles, facing Severe Huss Snape, finding Loldemort’s mysterious Whorecruxes… Which are the only thing that can make him laugh.
Happy is joined by his ragtag team of ex-clowns, Siriusly Black, Remus Laughing, Tinks, The Wheezings, Mad-Eye Not-Moody, Kingsley Cacklebolt, and many others. Together they can save the Wizarding world from sure peril.

OHMYFUCKINGOD.

foreverrebloggingohmygodicantstoplaughing <3
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lullabiesandlollipops:

fuckingfunny:

Happy Potter, the boy who laughed

Happy Potter and the Smiling Stone

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Smiles

Happy Potter and the Comedian of Azkaban

Happy Potter and the Goblet of Giggles

Happy Potter and the Order of Puppies

Happy Potter and the Happy Bubbly Prince

Harry Potter and the Lively Hallows.

Join Happy Potter,
Hermione Giggler, and
Ron Wheezing,
in a hilarious adventure to make the Dark Lord laugh.

Lord Loldemort is depressed and angry because he isn’t like Happy Potter or Albust Out Laughing Dumbledore. He is joined by a band of equally depressed Laugh Eaters, like Belowtricks LeStrange, and Losinit Malfoy.

Happy must go through many jokes and playful riddles, facing Severe Huss Snape, finding Loldemort’s mysterious Whorecruxes… Which are the only thing that can make him laugh.

Happy is joined by his ragtag team of ex-clowns, Siriusly Black, Remus Laughing, Tinks, The Wheezings, Mad-Eye Not-Moody, Kingsley Cacklebolt, and many others. Together they can save the Wizarding world from sure peril.

OHMYFUCKINGOD.

foreverrebloggingohmygodicantstoplaughing <3


wake-up-kid:

Can we just talk about this for a minute. Because this is the exact thing that pisses me off. The curls with that oh-no-I-just-showered-and-sprayed-a-little-product-in-it-and-walked-out-the-door perfection, and the slightly crooked nose with the adorable freckles giving his face that i’m-just-a-regular-guy charm, coupled with the two-day stubble that says i’m-laid-back-and-roll-out-of-bed-like-this-and-don’t-take-myself-too-seriously-and-if-it-weren’t-for-my-publicist-and-stylist-and-my-contract-i’d-never-shave-and-turn-into-a-cave-man-eating-pizza-with-my-fingers. And then there’s the smile that’s just the right amount of scrunchy squinting his eyes a bit, and it’s good that they’re not wide open because then the impact of the creamy hazel would be too much because his eyes literally shine. And this, this is why I’m mad. Because a couple of years ago, I didn’t know he existed and my expectations of men were realistic, but now, seeing this, knowing he’s out there existing and being perfect and entirely unattainable, I’m pissed off, because I have to spend the rest of my life knowing he’s out there and we’ll never even be so much as friends. Sigh. I hate you, Darren.

wake-up-kid:

Can we just talk about this for a minute. Because this is the exact thing that pisses me off. The curls with that oh-no-I-just-showered-and-sprayed-a-little-product-in-it-and-walked-out-the-door perfection, and the slightly crooked nose with the adorable freckles giving his face that i’m-just-a-regular-guy charm, coupled with the two-day stubble that says i’m-laid-back-and-roll-out-of-bed-like-this-and-don’t-take-myself-too-seriously-and-if-it-weren’t-for-my-publicist-and-stylist-and-my-contract-i’d-never-shave-and-turn-into-a-cave-man-eating-pizza-with-my-fingers. And then there’s the smile that’s just the right amount of scrunchy squinting his eyes a bit, and it’s good that they’re not wide open because then the impact of the creamy hazel would be too much because his eyes literally shine. And this, this is why I’m mad. Because a couple of years ago, I didn’t know he existed and my expectations of men were realistic, but now, seeing this, knowing he’s out there existing and being perfect and entirely unattainable, I’m pissed off, because I have to spend the rest of my life knowing he’s out there and we’ll never even be so much as friends. Sigh. I hate you, Darren.

(Source: tirpse)